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بچه ها هرکی قسمت خودشو از فیلم دکتر علیپناهی نوشت بذاره اینجا تا اشکال های احتمالیشو با هم برطرف کنیم.
+ نوشته شده توسط حجتی در یکشنبه سی و یکم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 17:15 |

I had a dream.

I dreamed I was walking along the beach with god.

Across the sky flashed scenes from my life.

For each scene, I noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand.

One belonging to me, and the other to god.

When the last scene of my life flashed before me, I looked at the foot prints in the sand. I noticed that many times along the path of my life there was only one set of foot prints. I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in my life.

This nearly bothered me so I questioned god about it.

God, you said that once I decided follow you, you’d walk with me all the way. But I have noticed, that during the most trouble some times in my life, there was only one set of foot prints.

I don’t understand why when I needed you most, you would leave me.

God replied, my precious, precious servant, I have you and I would never leave you. During your times of tried and suffering when you see one of foot prints, it was when, that I carried you.

+ نوشته شده توسط حجتی در سه شنبه بیست و ششم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 23:54 |

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty

He said...no

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said

You're not pretty you're beautiful
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever 
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die

+ نوشته شده توسط جعفری در شنبه بیست و سوم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 23:44 |

 

Shoes

 

 

As Gandhi stepped aboard a train

 

one day,

 

one of his shoes slipped off and

 

landed on

 

 the track. He was unable to retrieve

i

t as the

 

 train was moving. To the

 

amazement of his

 

 companions, Gandhi calmly

 

took off his

 

 other shoe and threw it back

 

along the track

 

 to land close to the first.

 

 

Asked by a fellow

 

 

passenger why he did so,

 

Gandhi smiled."

 

 the poor man who finds

 

the shoe lying on

 

 

the track", he replied,

 

 

will now have a pair

 

he can use

 

                                                      

+ نوشته شده توسط در پنجشنبه چهاردهم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 9:50 |

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

+ نوشته شده توسط حجتی در سه شنبه دوازدهم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 23:55 |

Do animals have feeling?!!!

 

All pet owners would say: yes

Molly the dog and Whiskers the cat can feel angry, dep essed ,

 neglected , happy,  even jealous and guilty.

Many scientists , however , are skeptical about giving animals the full rang of emotions that humans can feel . Part of the problems is that it is impossible to prove that even a human being is feeling happy or sad .

It is only because we can observe body language and facial expression that we can deduce it 

And of course humans can express the emotion with language  

However  , most researchers do agree that many creatures experience fear .

 some scientists define this as a primary emotion .

What do you think about ?

   Can animals fall in love?????????!!!!!

+ نوشته شده توسط موسوی در سه شنبه دوازدهم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 11:14 |

Hey where are you 

+ نوشته شده توسط حجتی در دوشنبه یازدهم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 23:52 |

if the nose of cleopatra had been shorter, the whole face of the earth would have been change

Blaise Pascal

+ نوشته شده توسط ولایت در پنجشنبه هفتم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 10:55 |

The most beautiful things in the world can not be seen or even touched

You should feel them in your heart

 

+ نوشته شده توسط حجتی در پنجشنبه هفتم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 10:17 |
hi everybody
+ نوشته شده توسط در پنجشنبه هفتم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 9:33 |

 

اگر می خواهی نگهم داری دوست من ، از دست خواهی ام داد

اگر می خواهی همراهی ام کنی دوست من ، تا انسان آزاده ای باشم

همبستگی از آنگونه بین ما می روید

 که زندگی ما هر دوتن را غرق در شکوفه می کند

 

If you want to keep me my friend; you will loose me

If you want to come along with me my friend, to help me to be a free man

A kind of unison growths between us which fills our life full of bloom

 

+ نوشته شده توسط حجتی در یکشنبه سوم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 23:56 |

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!"). Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow

Four reasons to believe computers are female

No one but the Creator understands their internal logic

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you"

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it

 

However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male  

Their reasons follow

Four reasons to believe computers are male

As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model

They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem

When you become addicted to one of them you think that you are not able to do anything without them

Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day

 

 

 

 

 

 

+ نوشته شده توسط حجتی در شنبه دوم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 23:44 |

 

     hi again .. on a Sunny day

    Great Welcome to my dear Friend , from now on , I wanna

    Write littel riddles in english ...

    Hope you love them ....

      Do you know .....

         What's the difference between a Hill And  a Pill?

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           One is hard to Get up, the other is hard to get down

 

          To get  has lots of meanings, especially when its followed by  

          a prepostion . To get up a hill means " to climb it ".

          To get sth down can mean , among other things, " to swallow

          sth " !

                              Have lots of Fun .....   Rh

   

+ نوشته شده توسط در شنبه دوم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 10:57 |

Sometimes look at the sky

I look at the sky

I am looking for you

But I can't see you , I can't find you

I can't see any thing …

I am looking for you ,but I just see the sky above

Whitout you…whitout any thing….

I just see the sky above

 A dark and  huge blue

Whitout you … whitout any thing………..

Teach me ,  teach me…

How can I find you? How can I see you?

Teach me ,  please teach me…

How can I find you and your great love?

Please ,  teach me………. Teach me…

 

+ نوشته شده توسط موسوی در شنبه دوم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 1:15 |

 

یک روز یک نفر که هیچکس نبود عاشق کس دیگری شد که او هم هیچکس نبود

هیچکس اولی پنجره مسدود قلبش را گرفته بود روبه یک سیاره ناشناخته

هیچکس دومی هر روز صبح قلبش را می گذاشت توی جیب چپ گتش و میرفت تا شاید عاشق شود

یک شب که هیچکس دومی داشت توی خواب راه میرفت پایش گرفت به سایه ماه و افتاد پشت پنجره خانه هیچکس اولی

هیچکس دومی به هیچکس اولی گفت : ببخشید من می توانم شما را دوست داشته باشم

هیچکس اولی کمی فکر کرد و بعد گفت: البته

فردای آنروز هیچکس هیچکدام از هیچکس ها را ندید

تنها دو نفر بودند که روی خاطره اولین روز تولدشان رو به یک سیاره جدید سیب گاز می زدند و اشک میریختند

     

 

 

One day a person who was nobody fell in love with somebody who was nobody too

The first nobody had kept her heart’s close window to an unidentified planet

Every morning the second nobody put his heart into his coat’s left pocket and he went to fall in love

One night while the second nobody was walking in sleep (he was sleep walking) his foot entangled to the moon’s shadow and he fell behind of first nobody’s window 

The second nobody said to the first one: excuse me may I love you?

The first nobody thought for few seconds and said: Yes

Tomorrow morning nobody saw any of those two nobodys  

There were just two persons who they were sitting on the memory of their first day of birth in front of a new planet while they were nibbling apple and shedding tear

+ نوشته شده توسط حجتی در شنبه دوم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 0:40 |

 

  hello , this is me  

for my first Post ... on a rainy  rainy day ...

 To introduce my self , Im Rosallin Hajfathali 21 year old writing here ... glad to hear your comments & Idea about our class Weblag ...

Tanx for hearing me ..

 

+ نوشته شده توسط در جمعه یکم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 19:35 |

This is our team weblog. I have built it because I have a same experience in another branch and I believe it can be useful.

You can write any thing you want, any thing you think it can be useful for others, and you can express your comments about others writings as well.

 

But we have our own rules here.

Please don’t insult anybody in your writings or comments.

And … what else? AHA! Try to write once a week.

Believe me. It can be useful for you and others.  You are not supposed to write long passages.

one nice structure is better than a long useless article. Or a funny story is better than a boring scientific text. We don’t want to loose our team’s members or our visitors.

 

Ok ,let me to have an advise. If you want to write a long passage and in other hand you don’t want to stay connected for a long time first type your writings in a word processor program (like as word pad, note pad or the best one word software) then connect to internet and then copy your writings and at last paste them in your personal modiryate  yadasht page. And then you can send it easily.

 

At last let me say I will be glad if any one notice my  mistakes and I wish you accept others advises as well.

 

Stay in touch

 

+ نوشته شده توسط حجتی در جمعه یکم اردیبهشت 1385 و ساعت 9:5 |