AHA!!

Hi everybody!

How is everything going with you?

Now we have more free time to think, talk and write.

By the way! What will you do during summer? You know, most of us in our class are in same level, so I think an steady communication would be useful way to improve our language skills.

In this way I have a surprise.

Just wait.

امتحانها تموم شد

امتحانها تموم شد !!! پس تا اطلاع ثانوی زنده باد آزادی

اینم عذاب بیل گیتس مدیر عامل و صاحب مایکروسافت

Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control , Alt and Delete."

9 دقیقه اول به روایت علیا

سلام این ۹ دقیقه اول به روایت من! لیلا تو که اونجا هایی که با هم تصحیح کرده بودیم رو هم اصلاح نکردی!!!

سمانه پس چی شد متن این transcription شما؟ 

Animals are beautiful people

The oldest and driest desert in the world .50,000 square miles of eternally shifting sand

You would think nobody could make a living here and yet when the wind dies down and the dust settles you see a tiny track and many more

No matter how hush in the hospitable places there is always some one who is willing to live there

A whole community of little creatures have had a million of years to adapt the impossible conditions in this desert

This one must have three legs, this one only one

The beetles who leave here have a air cool cooling system like flox wagon so they have to run like to crazy to keep the cool even the courting has to be done on the run

A quick kiss at full gallant. And a romance is over

When you can’t run any longer you have to deep like a mad to get out of the hit

He goes in upside down, he doesn’t dig he just walks right in

And this one puts a blanket over his head and the gecko dives in, as if the sand is water

This beautiful person has a different cooling system, more like limacine

She doesn't have to dash run like those flox wagon types she can take life more slowly. She even has a wind shield wipers she clean her eyes whit her tongue, and digging is done with leisure

First right hand then right foot at how speed then, left hand left foot, right hand right foot

The sidewinders favorite meal is diving gecko, but geckos play is hard to get

So the sidewinder resorts to a very snaky trick to catch his pray

First he buries himself in the sand until he is quit invisible then his tail comes up and pretend to be  a bladder grass .now geckos don’t eat grass but ants do. And geckos eat ants

At this point since happened rather quickly, ant goes for tail, gecko goes for ant, end of gecko

So some die and some live in the heart of the unearthly red Namib Desert in south west Africa on the tropic of Capricorn

And on fringes of the red Namib real lives the real miracle in the desert, the Oryx. The most beautiful of all antelope

These amazing animals always manage to look sleek and well fed in this arid region what does seem to be no food and no water

Of ….beautify of the Namib remains undisturbed because man finds the region so intimating him… ever ….. But to Oryx and liver creature to the Namib this waterless hostile desert is paradise

Where the red desert end where its so quiet you can hear the silence

The white Namib a region of …….. moonscape and the endless of the westers

here an eye can fixed and breath taking beauty but for the month there seems to be nothing still  Oryx …….and on the barrens slobs of desert mountain you will find a whole triable baboons who are quiet contains to live in these grimes around ins

Of course there is rocks do get rather harder for a while home comforts are few but didn’t seem to mind lack of modern conveniences  

Their social system looks very much human society

At the very top there is a big chief whose word is law, and at the very bottom a little guy who likes to mind his business

Now you know whose is important around here. Actually they are happy there….. ..and they get playful …..and then the acrobatic type start shelling out. some don’t do it  very well, but they willing to work at it

Trees are very scare in the white Namib so the little weeper birds have there to shared and collaborate.   They build large condominiums where doesn't the family can live each in its apartment

 

 

من هنوز منتظرم....

سلام پس کو این متناتون؟

عین اینا همکاری کنید

بازم سلام

یادم رفت بگم تا دوشنبه لطف کنید متن کاملو بذارید اینجا

ممنون

یک تقلب خوب...

سلام بچه ها

این از 10 دقیقه اول سی دی 1 امیدوارم به دردتون بخوره البته غلطاشو با جا خا لیاش خودتون درست کنید..

 

Animals are beautiful people

The oldest and driest desert in the world fifty thousands grand miles of atonally

shift in sand .

…..nobody could make a living here and yet when the wind dies done and the dust settles you see a tiny track and many more.

no matter how hush in the hospitable  places  there is always some one who willing to live them .

a whole community whit the creatures have had a million of years to adapt impossible condition in this desert .

this one must have three legs this one only one.

the bittles  who leave here have a air cool cooling system like flox wagon so they have to run like to crazy to keep the cool even the courting has to be done on the run.

a quick kiss at full …. and a romance is over .

when you cant run any longer you have to deep like a mad to get out of the hit.

he goes in upside  down , he doesn’t dig he just work ….

and this one puts a blanket over his head and the gecko dives in as if the sand is water.

this beautiful person has a different cooling system, more like limacine

she doesn't have to dash run like those flox wagon types she  can take life more slowly she even has a wind shield wipers she clean her eyes whit her tongue and digging is done a leisure.

first right hand then  right foot at how speed then left hand left foot right hand right foot.

The sidewinders favorite meal is diving gecko ,but geckos play how to get .

so the sidewinder resorts to a very sniky  trick to catch his pry

First he buries himself of in the sand until he is quit invisible then his tail comes out and pretend to be  bladder grass .now gecko don’t eat grass but ants do. and gecko eat ants .

At this point since happened rather quickly, ant goes for tail , gecko goes for ant , end of gecko.

so some die and some live in the heart of the un earthy red Namib desert in southern Africa on the tropic of Capricorn

And on fringes of  the red Namib real lives the real miracle in the desert the Oryx.

THE most beautiful of all antelopes.

these amazing animals always manage to look slice and well fed in this arid region where there is no food and no water .

they ….beautify of the Namib remains undisturbed because man….

the region so intimate din ….. but to Oryx and liver creature to the Namib this waterless hostile desert is paradise.

Where the red desert end where its so quiet you can hear the silence.

the white Namib a region of ……..and the ends of the Westerrth .

here an eye can fixd and breath taking beauty but for the month seems to be nothing still  Oryx …….and on the barrens….slob of desert mountain you will find a whole …baboons who are quiet contains …..

of course  their  rocks do get rather harden for a while ……..

Their social system is like very much human society .

at the very top there is a big chief whose ……

and at the very bottom a little guy ……his business .

now you know whose is important around here . actually they are happy day….. ..and ….playful …..and daily acrobatic …..some do very well…..

Trees are very scare in the white Namib so ….to shared and ……   they build large  condominium and doesn't ….family will live each …apartment .and they going architectural  style. like ….complex , modern, artistic  high rise , and even symbolic .

some   …more than hundred years old.

 

 

 

 

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سمانه تو هم سعی کن تا ۲ شنبه آمادش کنی