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?Teacher: Why are you late
.Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill
?Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it
.Student: No. I was standing on it

".You look very funny wearing that belt"
".I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it"

".I was born in California"
"?Which part"
".All of me"

.The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present
....The student: I walk. You walk 
.The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please
...The student: I run. You run