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Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.
There is a tremendous weight
pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping
around up here these days.
In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.
In looking at a drop of water under
a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.
A monsoon is a French gentleman

