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actual quotes from student papers. The source is unknown.
Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.
Wind is like the air, only pushier.
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
"H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."
"Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
"The alimentary canal is
located in the northern part of
"Equator is a menagerie
lion running around the Earth through
"Germinate means to become a naturalized German."
"To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."
